My Favorite and Least Favorite Sweaters
Sometimes The Wrong Sweater Can Make All the Difference
1.) The grey one
2.) The light grey one
3.) The one all the way in the back of the closet that I can’t quite reach, but remember quite fondly as looking very sharp on me
4.) The one with the V-neck
5.) The one I was wearing when I met pro baseball knuckleball legend Phil Niekro at the Museum of Science and Industry when he was just there with his family, trying to have a good time, and security told me to “give them some space”
1.) The one with the stain on it
2.) The ripped one
3.) The one with the stretched-out neck
4.) The one I was wearing when they filmed me from behind for stock footage used in a local news story about sex predators
5.) The one I was wearing when I got notice that Phil Niekro’s legal team had filed a restraining order against me
